And don't even get me started on all the von Trappezoids!!

In that never-ending search for ways to make our our schoolchildren's curriculum relevant:

Hunters and Math: The Bear Trapezoid

Sports(wo)men and Math: Trapezoid Shooting

Exterminators and Math: The Mouse Trapezoid

Babysitters and Math: Shut Your Trapezoids!

and, of course, Valentines and Math:

"Love is the Tender Trapezoid"!