There’s a sucker born every minute
Each time the second hand sweeps to the top
Like dandelions up they pop,
Their ears so big, their eyes so wide.
And though my tale is bona fide baloney,
Just let me spin it,
And ain’t no man who can resist me wait and see
‘Cause there’s a sure-as-shooting sucker born a minute,
And friends the biggest one, excluding none, is me!
“There’s a Sucker Born Every Minute”
Performed by Jim Dale
Written by Michael Stewart and Cy Coleman