..I suspect that the passengers on Thursday's safely crashed Airbus A320 will be offered a bevy of compensatory items, including:
Goose Down Jackets
Goose Down Comforters
Goose Down Pillows
Roast Goose with Prune and Chestnut Stuffing Dinners
Goose Gossage autographed paraphernalia
frequent employee visits to passengers' homes to play "Duck Duck Goose" with the children.