Blake Lively hosted Saturday Night Live last night.
I have no idea who this person is.
Now, it's not completely unheard of that I don't recognize the name of a SNL host or don't recognize her/his appearance (or can't for the life of me figure why s/he has a career), but I have always had some frame of reference for identifying the person.
Not this time -- and I went to bed before I figured it out.
Her name seems to me like it belongs to a character in some 18th-century novel...and that insight should explain the need for this post at all.