It's amazing the brilliance at which I can arrive on a Sunday morning with a snowy driveway out of the way.
FANTASY COLLEGE EDUCATION LEAGUE
Faculty draft a class of 25 students -- Freshmen through Seniors -- on "Acceptance Day."
They then track the students':
GPAs (weighted by course level and credits),
Class Rankings are determined at the end of each semester -- with the chance for faculty then to replace any graduating seniors.
Faculty, of course, cannot have any students in both their fantasy and real classes in any given semester...although real-life tutoring is perfectly acceptable.
Winner: Universities, of course, because retention rates would SKYROCKET!