09 March 2013

My Top 5 election slogans for the Venezuelan Presidency


Now that Hugo Chavez is dead, and the election is just a month away, I figure I had better get my presidential campaign underway. 

5)  I'll shake my Caracas for you.

4)  By the time I die, we'll have our own Andrew Lloyd Webber musical!

3)  It's time once again to dress like that guy in the portrait BEHIND Hugo.

2)  It's "Venezuela" NOT vuvuzela!

1)  I'll put the Latin back in Latin America!

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