...that's not nearly distracting or dangerous enough!"
Do what pro golfer Fred Couples does in the latest (APPALLING!) Bridgestone tires commercial:
Put a golf ball on your dashboard and drive your car so you can make it go all around the perimeter of the cabin until you can knock it into one of your cup holders....looking at the ball (and not the road) as it makes every twist and turn.
Whose idea was this? Ad agencies are MAD indeed.