20 February 2012

Top Five (er, six) Presidential Colonoscopy Quotes

On this Presidents' Day 2012 (and the day of my first colonoscopy), here are the top five presidential colonoscopic quotations:

6. (Bonus)  "Colonoscopy accomplished." 
George W. Bush

5.  "I cannot tell a lie; I didn't have a colonoscopy." 
George Washington

4.  "Tippecanoe and Colonoscopy Too." 
William Henry Harrison

3. "I am not a gastroenterologist."
Richard Nixon  

2.  "A colon divided against itself cannot stand." 
Abraham Lincoln

and the #1 Presidential-themed colonoscopy quotation is:

1. "I did not have a colonoscopy with that doctor." 
Bill Clinton

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