If you're (God help you!) Michael Bolton, whose career has become (to be polite) inconsequential, how do you...

...make anyone care you have a new cd being released on March 30? Well, you hold a big party at your Westbrook, CT, home, invite all the press you know and pray that the Hartford Courant takes the bait.

Man, what a sucker that newspaper is!

I still haven't forgiven the singer for Bolton Sings Sinatra, and neither should you.