5. Chew Marukawa, the fruity Japanese gum that my daughters love and that they always get when we visit the various eateries owned by their Aunt and Uncle in Columbus, OH (Thai on High, Nida's Sushi, and Best of the Wurst)
4. Eat a peanut butter sandwich on Wonder Bread, even though, if I remember correctly, "helps build strong bodies twelve ways"
3. Have a Slurpee, which I've just learned you can get free on May 23rd at 7-11
2. Allow Kelly to do this again (and certainly engage in such behavior myself!):
And the number one thing I WILL NOT do during my potential audition with Kelly Ripa is
Swallow hard when I realize I'm auditioning with KELLY RIPA!