If I ever head a culinary institute/tourism and hospitality program:
the school song will be henceforth known as the alma maitre d'
the career services program will be entitled the Capra-esque Maitre d' Goes to Town.
And those were the good ideas! I won't elaborate on either the new grading scale (maitre a', etc) or hiring Sandra Dee as our spokeswoman.
Maybe I was just hungry.