I don't understand how the mind works, but in my early waking moments today these career plans popped into my head

If I ever head a culinary institute/tourism and hospitality program:

the school song will be henceforth known as the alma maitre d'

and

the career services program will be entitled the Capra-esque Maitre d' Goes to Town.

And those were the good ideas! I won't elaborate on either the new grading scale (maitre a', etc) or hiring Sandra Dee as our spokeswoman.

Maybe I was just hungry.