10 January 2014
I thought I was going to be able to keep track of the number of times in 2014 that you thought a female "entertainer" (latter word very loosely defined) looking very good in a swimsuit was worthy of a spot on your website. Then I would tweet it under #____WowsInBikini.
Y'know, I figured I'd be making a snarky statement about the frivolous nature of contemporary "news."
But, I give up....it's early on January 10th, and, to be blunt, I'm already TIRED of posting these things! And I can only imagine how hard you all must be working to, on average -- more often than every 48 hours -- be able to uncover a new version of this same picture to WOW us. Now THAT must be exhausting work.
Kris Jenner is the latest ... joining Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon, Jane Seymour, and Charlize Theron. And this number, naturally, only includes the swimwear posts and not any of those women who have "stunned" in a "slinky dress" or some other "skin-tight look."
God bless you, all, for the important work you're doing.
Just once I'd like to see you post a picture of someone, anyone, wowing us with a book or an idea or a painting or a...
PS: Whatever happened to "swimtrunks"?