5. I think only those who can tie a bow tie should be wear a bow tie.
4. "When it was hip to be hep, I was hep." ("I'm Hip" by Dave Frischberg)
3. You say, "P. Diddy or Jay-Z," to which I reply, "I'm sorry, THE PIPS."
2. I air-guitar to the Carpenter's "Goodbye to Love."
1. I have a favorite Jose Feliciano song, but it's the theme from Chico and the Man.