On the CCSU faculty listserv (to offer a brief respite from the incessant rants of a certain professor), a colleague asked about our present reading habits:
"What's on Your Night Stand?"
My answer was Peter Ackroyd's The Fall of Troy, Alan Bennett's The Uncommon Reader, and A.A. Milne's Winnie-the-Pooh.
I humbly suggest these follow-up questions:
"What's under your bed?"
"What's in your trunk?"
"What's buried in your backyard?"
and, of course,
"What's in YOUR wallet?"