1. Who writes the descriptions of MSNBC television shows that appear on the screen when the INFO button is pushed? "The forever-wired host Chris Matthews..." and "Analysis by the quick-witted host (Lawrence O'Donnell)"... Really?
2. When did "prideful" replace "proud" as the adjective of choice in sports to describe people who believe in themselves?
3. Does anybody actually have the home phone number of their banker, as shown in those Webster Bank ads?
4. On The Food Network's Chopped, NEVER talk back to the judges.