08 November 2011

Joe Paterno, please call John Wesley Harding...

...he has a brand new song that's perfect for...er...how shall we say, your "situation."

I wasn't there.
I didn't see.
You'd be wasting precious time on me.
I didn't know.
It wasn't me.
Can I help with your inquiry?
You can bring me in for questioning,
But let me be quite clear:
I wasn't there;
I didn't see;
I didn't know;
It wasn't me;
I didn't cheat;
I didn't lie;
I have a perfect alibi...

John Wesley Harding, "The Harding Defense"
(bonus track from The Sound of His Own Voice)

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