Top Five (er, six) Presidential Colonoscopy Quotes

On this Presidents' Day 2012 (and the day of my first colonoscopy), here are the top five presidential colonoscopic quotations:

6. (Bonus)  "Colonoscopy accomplished." 

George W. Bush

5.  "I cannot tell a lie; I didn't have a colonoscopy." 

George Washington

4.  "Tippecanoe and Colonoscopy Too." 

William Henry Harrison

3. "I am not a gastroenterologist."

Richard Nixon  

2.  "A colon divided against itself cannot stand." 

Abraham Lincoln

and the #1 Presidential-themed colonoscopy quotation is:

1. "I did not have a colonoscopy with that doctor." 

Bill Clinton