A list of the "most scathing" break-up songs...

...that does not include the Mercer/Vimmerstedt classic "I Wanna Be Around"? 

How silly, Xfinity!

What possibly could beat...

I wanna be around to pick up the pieces
when somebody breaks your heart
some somebody twice as smart as I

Somebody who will swear to be true
like you used to do with me
Who'll leave you to learn
that misery loves company

Wait and see...
I wanna be around to see how he does it
when he breaks your heart to bits
We'll see if the puzzle fits, so fine

And that's when I'll discover that revenge is sweet
As I sit there applauding from a front row seat
When somebody breaks your heart
Like you broke mine
Like you broke mine!