You see, if I become the next great Venezuelan President...

 

 

 

...maybe they'll name a monetary unit after me, too -- to go along with the Bolivar!

A vote for Gigliotti is a vote for Venezuela



It's all about the Gilbertos!

 

 

Another reason I want to be president of Venezuela

I've never really been in a position that required a beret (much less a sash), but I'm game (and, not to be immodest, sure that I could make them work well)!

Venezuelan Presidential Candidacy Song of the Day

 

 

 

Bob Dylan and the Band singing

 

Hugo Your Way, I'll Go Mine!

 

 

 



My Top 5 election slogans for the Venezuelan Presidency

 

Now that Hugo Chavez is dead, and the election is just a month away, I figure I had better get my presidential campaign underway. 

5)  I'll shake my Caracas for you.

4)  By the time I die, we'll have our own Andrew Lloyd Webber musical!

3)  It's time once again to dress like that guy in the portrait BEHIND Hugo.

2)  It's "Venezuela" NOT vuvuzela!

1)  I'll put the Latin back in Latin America!