Showing posts with label Latin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Latin. Show all posts

09 March 2013

My Top 5 election slogans for the Venezuelan Presidency

 

Now that Hugo Chavez is dead, and the election is just a month away, I figure I had better get my presidential campaign underway. 

5)  I'll shake my Caracas for you.

4)  By the time I die, we'll have our own Andrew Lloyd Webber musical!

3)  It's time once again to dress like that guy in the portrait BEHIND Hugo.

2)  It's "Venezuela" NOT vuvuzela!

1)  I'll put the Latin back in Latin America!

05 November 2011

Blog post #801 goes to a verse from a song from John Wesley Harding's latest album...


...The Sound of His Own Voice, entitled "The Examiners." 

The song is a poem by John Whitworth set to music by Mr. Harding (a.k.a. Wesley Stace).

They can parse a Latin sentence; they’re as learned as Plotinus,
They’re as sharp as Ockham’s razor, as subtle as Aquinas,
They define us and refine us with their beta-query-minus,
They’re the wall-constructing Emperors of undiscovered Chinas,
They confine us, then malign us, in the end they undermine us,
They are there, they are there
They are there, the examiners are there

15 October 2011

A letter to the Hartford Courant editor...

...that was published in the CT Section on Wednesday, 12 October 2011, in the additional letters location there because, although we apparently asked for more letters (along with more of many other things throughout the Courant), we clearly must not have asked for all the letters to be printed in the same place! 


Re: “Keep Latin Alive” (10/10/11), I encourage all Latin students out there to keep studying because, if they know Latin, they’ll NEVER be out of work. 
When I was in graduate school at The Catholic University of America in the late 80s-early 90s, CUA surveyed high schools nationally and found that many more would offer Latin if they had teachers to teach it.  My own experience as a part-time Latin instructor proved those findings correct. 

I taught at several schools, and each one asked me to be full-time.  When I declined each offer (knowing that full-time teaching would delay my doctoral degree) and consequently was let go at school year’s end, I would find another part-time Latin job within weeks (often by being contacted by a school that had heard about my recent availability).  Indeed, the only time there has been a bidding war for my teaching skills was when I was a high school Latin teacher.
I am now a professor who has resurrected Latin at CCSU, and whose first class of students is starting a classics club, so don’t tell me there’s no interest, and don’t ever believe there’s not a seller’s market for that knowledge!  

25 September 2011

BREAKING Latin NEWS!


This just in: Latin's dead, well, except where it isn't (a.k.a., a story that has been written and rewritten for the past 30 years).


By KIM VELSEY

The Hartford Courant

September 23, 2011

After Suffield High School's Latin teacher retired in June, the district struggled in vain to find a full-time replacement for the nine students — out of the high school's nearly 900 — still enrolled in Latin.

A few weeks after school started, the district discovered that one of its third-grade teachers was certified in Latin and could hold office hours and a Saturday class. But the independent study will only be offered to students already in the program.

"Fortunately, we found a solution for students who were invested in the program, but it's definitely being phased out," said Principal Donna Hayward. "If I found a teacher, I would consider [keeping] it. But for a caseload of five or six students, I just don't see it as a sustainable program. The students aren't as interested as they once were and we're not finding Latin teachers anyway."

Board of education Chairwoman Mary Roy said she took four years of Latin in high school and "found it very useful," but "whether I personally feel it's important is not really important, it's if the administration feels that they can support a program."

If Suffield High eliminates Latin, it will follow in the footsteps of many other schools in north central Connecticut — both Enfield high schools and Suffield Academy, a private school, are phasing out their programs; Windsor Locks doesn't have a program.

Enfield Superintendent John Gallacher said that Enfield decided to end its Latin program because enrollment declined significantly. This year, the district is offering only upper-level Latin to about 40 students between the two high schools, which share one part-time teacher.

But nil desperandum, never despair, say Latin enthusiasts. The language, though officially dead, has managed to survive for millennia. While it fades in some pockets of the state, it continues to thrive in others, like Glastonbury and West Hartford High schools, the Norwich Free Academy and Edwin O. Smith High in Storrs, said Roger Travis, an associate professor of Classics at UConn.

"Latin is doing very, very well," Travis said. "Since its nadir in the 1970s, it has rebounded tremendously, with bastions throughout the Northeast and Midwest."

Latin's resurgence in the 1970s was largely the work of a generation of Latin teachers who banded together to create a tremendously popular curriculum called the Cambridge Latin course, according to Travis. The course integrated Roman culture and history, making memorizing declensions feel relevant to ancient, and also modern, life.

But difficulty finding teachers is a frequent complaint among districts, Travis said — at UConn, only about one student every two years applies for the Latin teaching certification.

Travis, who is one of several Connecticut Latin teachers developing a game-based computer Latin instruction course called Operation LAPIS, said that he believes online resources will soon offer districts and home-schoolers the chance to incorporate Latin into their curriculum, even if they do not have the means to hire a full-time teacher.

"It's always been a problem; there are more jobs than teachers" said Sherwin Little, director of teacher placement services for the American Classical League. Little said that although difficulty finding teachers and funding have challenged many language programs, not just Latin, Latin enrollment is up tremendously at elementary schools, particularly charter schools in urban areas.

Nationally, Latin was the fifth-most-popular K-12 language in the 2007-08 school year, behind Spanish, French, other (a group that included American Sign Language, Arabic and Hebrew), and German, according to a survey done by the American Council on the Teaching of Foreign Languages.

Mark Pearsall, who teaches Latin at Glastonbury High School and is president of the Classical Association of New England, said that while Glastonbury seems to realize how much Latin and other foreign languages help its largely college-bound students, No Child Left Behind has not been friendly to foreign languages, and they are often among the first to go during budget cuts.

"It's a question of whether language programs can survive those cuts," said Pearsall. "If a language maintains some foothold in a school, it's easier to bring back."

Pearsall added that most of today's Latin teachers fell in love with the language as high school students.

"It's a trickle-up situation," he said. "High school Latin students feed into college programs."

But the language's champions say that Latin is nothing if not resilient, which, for the record, is from the Latin resilire: to leap or spring back.

"It's lasted for 2,000 years for a reason," said Pearsall, "because it touches on the human element."

20 March 2011

Plumbing is just like running a marathon...

...the only proper way to handle it is the ancient way. 

For the marathon, if one is going to run 26.2 miles, the only appropriate thing to do is die at the end of it, as legend has Pheidippides doing. 


Plumbing, meanwhile, (derived from the Latin plumbum, -i, lead), should drive one to madness through lead poisoning long before having to replace the pipes.


Inexplicably, the modern world doesn't treat either of these things the good old fashioned way...and plumbing still drives you crazy --- WITHOUT the longevity!

28 March 2010

I am SO looking forward to...


...teaching Latin again come the Fall! Now all I need is to make sure enough students register for it.

29 November 2009

The Season of Advent (Week One)

I'm not exactly sure when it happened, but at some point a grammatically superior chorus was changed to one less effective...

The hymn: "O Come, O Come, Emmanuel"

The chorus (as I learned it):

Rejoice, rejoice, O Israel
To you shall come Emmanuel.

The chorus (as it is sung now):

Rejoice, rejoice, Emmanuel
Shall come to you, O Israel.

Now, who separates an imperative ("rejoice") from the entity being addressed ("Israel") by an entire line of lyric -- especially when there's a considerable pause after the first line, which contributes to the confusion?

You might be able to do in Latin because the case endings will tell you "Israel" is in the vocative.

In English, however, word order matters.

06 August 2009

Call me Nathan Detroit!

In today's Inside Higher Ed, Dean Dad writes about the recent grad of Monroe College who's suing her alma mater because she can't find a job.

To help curb just this sort of "I'm here to get a job" mentality, I always present to the parents of incoming students, during my summer registration talk, a 1914 quotation by Oxford don John Alexander Smith that I had to translate into Latin for the final exam in Fr. Felton's Latin Prose Composition class during my sophomore year at Xavier University. I don't remember how I translated it (although I'm sure it wasn't very good, much less Ciceronian, Latin), but it has stuck with me all these years:

… you are now about to embark on a course of studies which will … form a noble adventure. But I would like to remind you of an important point. Nothing that you will learn in the course of your studies will be of the slightest possible use to you in after life, save only this, that if you work hard and intelligently you should be able to detect when a man is talking rot, and that, in my view, is the main, if not the sole, purpose of education.



So, sue me!

17 July 2009

"Goodbye, Mr. Chips"

IMAGINE wanting to make a movie from a book that, at not insignificant points, quotes Vergil's Aeneid (followed quickly by an " Umph -- I need not -- of course -- translate") or from Julius Caesar's Commentary on the Gallic Wars (as the main character reassuringly chooses a particularly apropos passage for the boys to construe while undergoing a German air raid):

"Genus hoc erat pugnae -- this was the kind of fight -- quo se Germani exercuerant -- in which the Germans busied themselves. Oh, sir that's good -- that's really very funny indeed, sir -- one of your very best..."

Hard to imagine, no?

Now imagine actually keeping those parts -- as is -- in the Hollywood movie, and you've got 1939's Goodbye, Mr Chips with Robert Donat and Greer Garson. Saying that today's mainstream films aren't as smart as they once were is perhaps too easy, but to note how far they've been dumbed down is eye-opening (even for a reactionary curmudgeon such as I).

More importantly, remembering that both the book and the movie were so popular (Donat even won the Academy Award for his performance), if, when you finish either the 1933 James Hilton novella or the film, you don't have at least a twinge of a) wanting to be a teacher or b) (re-)learning Latin, then you're simply not being honest with yourself.

Sentimental? Sure. Heartwarming? Indeed. Worth the read/viewing? Immeasurably!

25 December 2008

Merry Christmas, Everyone!

In principio erat Verbum, et Verbum erat apud Deum, et Deus erat Verbum.