On this New Year's Eve, after a very pretty daytime snow, it's a bitterly cold night in New England, so I figured I'd offer this sage advice from the television show,
Banacek, starring George Peppard, which aired for two years beginning in September 1972:
"If a wolf is chasing your sleigh, throw him a raisin cookie, but don’t stop to bake him a cake.”
– Thomas Banacek
This
faux Polish proverb, naturally, reminds me of the "Old World" vignette, as told in Willa Cather's remarkable novel
My Antonia, about the sleigh, filled with a wedding party, that was attacked by wolves. After first trying to outrun the pack, the drivers realized they would survive only by literally throwing the bride and groom to the wolves. They survived, but, boy, were they were hounded by the guilt...
Speaking of the cold, I can't help but think of a song lyric -- and no, it's not "Baby, it's Cold Outside."
How about "Artificial Flowers" (as sung by Bobby Darin with the most swinging arrangement ever, although the English band The Beautiful South does a nice touching arrangement of the song, as well, on their 1996 release
Blue is the Colour)?
Alone in the world was poor little AnnAs sweet a young child as you'll findHer parents had gone to their final rewardLeaving their baby behind.Poor little Annie was only 9 years of ageWhen Mother and Dad went awaySo she bravely worked at the one thing she knewTo earn her few pennies a dayShe made artificial flowers, artificial flowersFlowers for ladies of high fashion to wearShe made artificial flowers, artificial flowersFashioned from Annie's despairWith paper and shears, with some wire and waxShe made up each tulip and mum.As snowflakes drifted into her tenement roomHer baby little fingers grew numbFrom making artificial flowers...They found little Annie all covered with iceStill clutching her poor frozen shearsAmidst all the blossoms she had fashioned by handAnd watered with all her young tearsThere must be a heaven where little Annie can playIn heavenly gardens and bowers.And instead of a halo she'll wear 'round her headA garland of genuine flowersAh, the associations a cold night can elicit!
Happy New Year and, as Dean Martin would sing, "sleep warm"!