Idea for a Night of Theatre: Financial Backers Welcome!

BreakFast and Furious (a cross between Edward Albee and "Chopped")

A homemaker tries to get her husband and four children out the door with a hot meal, using only marshmallow peeps, hardtack, Limoncello, a side of beef, fire, and her bare hands.



A Long Day's Journey into Lunch

A Tableau Vivant featuring the Jan de Bray's Haarlem Painters Guild, a hoe, two loaves of bread, and a stick of pepperoni.



The Girl with the Tattoo You Lp 

An all-female Waiting for Godot, as the two characters listen to the entirety of the Rolling Stones' 1981 album, mistakenly thinking "Beast of Burden" is the very next track.




Is it just me, or does this read like a very weak imitation of Woody Allen from his Without Feathers phase?