Random facebook posts

Gilbert Gigliotti

is thinking of writing a satire of Connecticut, with the Bombeckian title, The Ella Grasso's Always Greener Over the Septic Tank.

is fiddling with prezi for the first time and is kinda gettin' seasick.

thinks, "Because, heaven knows, there's not one single funny woman capable of doing this job [late- night-talk-show]..." Really?

has decided to stop underestimating Christine McVie.

thinks Sergio Garcia has watched Tin Cup one too many times.

wonders if the host of HGTV's Income Property has ever told a nice couple about a bad house: "You'll never be able to rent it, but it would work nicely as a brothel."