Last year, I considered spelling my name with a redundant Y like......

...a couple of baseball players on the Cincinnati Reds (Laynce Nix) and Philadelphia Phillies (Jayson Werth).

In 2011, following Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas,

rapper KRS-One ("Knowledge Reigns Supreme Over Almost Everyone"),

-- with a dash of Calvino's Cosmicomics thrown into the mix,

not to mention a Dobby-ish/George Costanza-esque penchant for speaking about myself in the third person,

     

...I'm pondering a new moniker that will suggest my fundamental willingness to be present but not necessarily helpful :

Gil.Be.R/T ("Gil Be Right Over There")