The top five ways you can tell I'm not a hip man of a certain age

5.  I think only those who can tie a bow tie should be wear a bow tie.

4.  "When it was hip to be hep, I was hep."  ("I'm Hip" by Dave Frischberg)

3.  You say, "P. Diddy or Jay-Z," to which I reply, "I'm sorry, THE PIPS."

2.  I air-guitar to the Carpenter's "Goodbye to Love."

1.  I have a favorite Jose Feliciano song, but it's the theme from Chico and the Man.