Lyric of the day from the Gigliotti vinyl collection

Wish I was an English Muffin
'bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down
comin' up brown

I prefer Boysenberry
more than ordinary jam
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan

(Ah, south California!)

"Punky's Dilemma"
Simon and Garfunkel, Bookends (1968)