Contact Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber to write a song about you.
I mean, they got a pretty good start already with "Pharaoh's Story" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
A little tweak here and there, and BAM, the people are humming away!
To all intents and purposes he,
was Egypt with a capital E.
Whatever he did, he was showered with praise.
If he cracked a joke, than you chortled for days.
No one had rights or a vote but the king,
in fact you might say he was fairly right wing.
If you ever find yourself near
get down on your knees!